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September 25, 2026

Monopoly Goes to the Cats – Jewish Humour


Funny Jewish Monopoly Humour

A cat? A cat?

This is exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats.

I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they scratched out the word c-a-t on their ballots.

Remember, we weren’t talking about just any old game, but…Monopoly: Special Limited Jewish Edition.

These were your choices :

(1) Golden Calf –

Funny Jewish Humor Golden Calf

(2) Sabbath Crock Pot –

(3) Moses and Staff –

Funny Jewish Humor Mosses and Staff

(4) Wine Kiddish Cup –

funny Jewish Humor Kiddish Cup

(5) Dreidel –

funny Jewish humor Dreidle

(6) Havdalah Candle –

Funny Jewish Humor Havdalah candel

AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO CHOOSE CATS…

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