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November 29, 2023

Monopoly Has Kittens – Jewish Humor

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Jewish Humor Monopoly Vote

Did I hear right?

A cat? A cat?

That’s exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats.

I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they scratched out the word c-a-t on their ballots.

Remember, we weren’t talking about just any old game, but…Monopoly: The Special Limited Jewish Edition.

Just to remind you, these were your choices:

(1) Golden Calf

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(2) Sabbath Crock Pot

(3) Moses and Staff

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(4) Wine Kiddish Cup

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(5) Dreidel

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(6) Havdalah Candle

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