Funny News Flash
Vatican Hit By Moving Scandal
The Vatican was shaken following another “moving scandal” that reaches into Pope Francis’ household. This week, another choirboy was sacked for allegedly procuring big, burly male movers for a papal gentleman-in-waiting who is moving residencies.
Frederico Baldninni, a Gentleman of His Upper-Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with a Vatican choirmaster over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought with him for the move.
Transcripts suggest that numerous shippers may have been procured, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.
These explosive claims are causing grave embarrassment to the Vatican, which has yet to publicly comment on the affair.
While Catholicism does not condemn men from hauling or carting huge loads outright, it teaches that these “kind of acts are intrinsically disordered”. The Catechism of the Catholic church states unequivocally: “Under no circumstances can they be approved.”