Funny How Jewish Research Studies Are So Obvious
March 24, 2014
Studies and research are always popular subjects here at funnyandjewish. Our readers always tend to leave our site more quickly yet still more informed compared to those other funny Jewish humour sites. Feh!
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Today we have an incredible find to add to our “Duh!” collection. Here it comes:
A new Jewish study concludes that if you’re happy at work, then you are generally more likely to be productive as well.
1, 2, 3, “Duh!”
Jewish economists in Israel whose job it is to conduct studies for universities, found happiness makes us all around 15% more productive.
The study will be published in a Jewish journal aptly called “You Don’t Say?”, and will also include case studies of 144 experiments with more than 3,000 Jewish participants.
The study’s leader and chief Marxist said: “Under scientifically controlled conditions, making workers happier pays off for everyone in the collective and on the kibbutz”.
Fellow Israeli researcher and Jewish communist think-tank liaison said “happier” workers (i.e. rich, rich, rich) tend to use their time more effectively (personal banking rather than working), increasing their pace without sacrificing the quality of their work.
This study should put to rest all those other studies that claim this kind of research and the conclusions that they draw are useless.
