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January 16, 2022

Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!

Funny Jewish Humor Vatican PopePope Francis has admitted that a “Jewish lobby” exists within the Vatican’s administration and is planning to take action about it.

The Pontiff made the claim during an audience at the Vatican with a lobby group of American waiters from Long John Silvers who are petitioning the Vatican to allow fish to be eaten on Fridays.

“Yes, it is difficult,” he reportedly said. “In the restaurant business there are holy people, truly holy people who just want to eat fish. Maybe every day. But, and this is also true, there is a current of corruption I call the ’Jewish lobby’ and we will have to see what we can do.”

A Vatican spokesman would not deny the Pope’s remarks but refused to comment on the statement which was also posted on the Popes personal blog. “He’s allowed to post anything he wants to after hours on his WordPress blog.

Whereas in the past, reports of a ‘Jewish lobby’ inside the Vatican would have been startling, today, veteran observers are unfazed by Pope Francis remarks.

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2 Responses “Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!”

  1. Pope Francis
    March 2, 2014 at 9:55 am

    This is not funny. Sorry. I will bless you regardless though.

  2. Gregg
    December 25, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    This is really good & funny!

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