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Did I hear right?

A cat? A cat?

That’s exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats.

I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they scratched out the word c-a-t on their ballots.

Remember, we weren’t talking about just any old game, but…Monopoly: The Special Limited Jewish Edition.

Just to remind you, these were your choices:

(1) Golden Calf –

(2) Sabbath Crock Pot –

(3) Moses and Staff –

(4) Wine Kiddish Cup –

(5) Dreidel –

(6) Havdalah Candle –

AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO CHOOSE CATS…

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