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September 9, 2024

Terrorist Might Come Back to Life


Honest Enough Reporting – Ramallah

Jewish Humor Arafat Conspiracy Exhume

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The body of former PLO leader Yasser Arafat will be exhumed so that an autopsy can be conducted years following his death.

The investigation comes after a French court (surprise!) initiated a murder investigation (bombshell) after a Swiss institute (love their neutrality and their refusal to take sides when it counts) announced that “suspicious” findings (in a Clinton/Monica Lewinsky way) were found on his clothing.

Interestingly enough, the clothing samples were supplied by his trophy-widow Suha; who by the way, chose not to live along side her beloved husband in their Ramallah compound love-nest, but instead ensconced herself and her millions alone in Paris…. just saying.

The Palestinian committee in charge of leading this investigation is as reliable as every other Palestinian committee that has preceded it, which is to say that it is of absolutely no use at all.

There have been conspiratorial mumblings over the past 8 years from the usual suspects of an Israeli assassination. Hmmm.

Really…, after the Israeli army kept him alive…, surrounding his Ramallah love-in (which we now know had ample room for overnight guests) for over 2 1⁄2 years. Ya, there’s a conspiracy.

IS THIS A DISTRACTION FROM GAZA?

Regrettably, there is no Jewish law that permits the Israeli government from exhuming the bodies of Israeli politicians as a diversion every time an Arab/Palestinian rocket lands on Israeli soil.

Remember, one man’s scientist is another man’s anti-Semite and just like the Monica Lewinsky case, Palestinian sympathizers everywhere will try to lay claim that the DNA on “the dead guy’s clothes” proves something sinister.

However, for the record (and CD and MP3s), Israel eight years later continues to deny any involvement in the former terrorist’s death. And that includes paying for Arafat’s clothes to be dry-cleaned following his funeral.

But as the now famous saying goes, “if the Yasser don’t fit, you must acquit!”
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