Religious Sounding Companies
May 20, 2012
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APPLE OF MY EYE OPTOMETRY
Where There’s No Vision, People Perish (Proverbs).
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BONE OF MY BONE CHIROPRACTORS
…For Today’s Stiff Necked People.
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BY-BREAD-ALONE DIET WORKSHOPS
Gluten and Wheat-Only Nutritionists.
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I AM THAT I AM – THE POPEYE CHANNEL
All Popeye. All the time.
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LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR DATING
30 Minutes or Free.
*Ask us about our Special Moabite Family Rates.
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LET THERE BE LIGHT & LIGHTING ACCESSORIES
To be a ‘Light onto the nations’ you must be able to first see where you are going.
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MY BROTHER’S KEEPER HOME/PERSONAL SECURITY
Putting others first is virtuous, but not when you’re a bodyguard.
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STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND CURRENCY
City-wide money changers fulfilling all traditional Jewish European stereotypes.
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SCAPEGOAT INSURANCE
If you didn’t do it, we’ll find someone else to blame.
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ON EAGLE’S WINGS AIRLINES
Feel safe in the sky. Our landings are the problem.
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