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October 8, 2024

Why You Should Get To Know Us


Funny & Jewish Girl of the Day: “I’m the girl your mother warned you about. And so did your sister. And your sister’s best friend. As well as your buddies down at the coffee shop. And don’t forget my d#uche bag parents who also hate your guts. Need more references?”

Funny & Jewish Guy of the Day: “I have a mouth as dirty as a subway platform. Hold on: That’s not what I meant. Money can’t buy love but then again, maybe it can. I’m loaded. Know what I mean? Wait: I did it again! I think I have a problem expressing myself. If you’re the same, take a long time and write me a brief reply.”

Funny And Jewish is a Satirical Humour website

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One Response “Why You Should Get To Know Us”

  1. A Twitter Follower
    April 11, 2013 at 6:13 am

    I like the funny humour that you guys do. Keep up the very good works guys I’ve incorporated you in my blogroll.

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