New Jewish iPhone Apps

For newly observant Jews who don’t want to draw attention to themselves.

KippahCurious

Developed by i-blend Software.

Know this: people will be asking you why you’re wearing that beanie on your head (answer– bad haircut), or why their food isn’t good enough for you (answer– keeping kosher is the new bulimia). Experience a new confidence armed with distracting answers guaranteed to deflect every kind of cringe-inducing question. Our motto: It is better to appear odd than be considered Jewish.

KippahCurious saves lives!

Rabbis recommend KippahCurious because of its unique ‘Pikuach nefesh’ status i.e. it has been proven to save lives in the southern U.S. Bible-belt, Eastern Europe, the majority of France (specifically, France), most of England and actually just about anywhere in the world outside of Israel.

Exodus Alert!

Released this week exclusively for the iPhone. Now programmable for multi-city alerts. Free membership. 5 star recommendation.

How much time do you, your family and neighbors have before heaven destroys your city? What will you need to take with you? Where will you go? What if there’s a transit strike? The day of reckoning may soon be approaching. Are you prepared? Can we ask more questions? Be ready. Be the first to know.

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iKiddish $10

Key in where you’re staying over Shabbos and let this iJapp do the rest.

As easy as using a GPS!

What it does is simply locate, list and rank every kiddish in walking distance (as determined by you, your rabbi or your family doctor). iKiddish now features the popular “Best Place to Pray” recommendation organized by food variety, beverage selection, estimated number of “guests” you will have to fend off, and of course, kiddish size – that is to say, the necessary amounts of forks you will need.

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Word Tracker $15

The Talmud (Jewish Book of Oral Law) teaches that every one is given a fixed number of words to use in their lifetime. Once these words are used up, you die. See how many you have left.*

*Incompatible with sign language, charade gamers and professional mimes.

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Rainbow

$5 and worth every penny!

Maybe that rainbow you were admiring moments ago really was that beautiful. Then again, maybe your life was just  spared. That rainbow you saw might have been a sign from heaven.

But was that sign meant for you? Now you can know!

This ‘Stop, Think and Reflect’ iJapp makes it easy to determine by calculating the distance  from your iPhone to any rainbow. The closer the distance, the louder the Message!

You will never look at a rainbow the same way again. Guaranteed.

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