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Misquoted Humour – Funny And Jewish https://funnyandjewish.com Chosen Humour for Chosen People 24/6 Mon, 18 Jan 2021 04:47:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.26 https://funnyandjewish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cropped-Funny-And-Jewish-32x32.jpg Misquoted Humour – Funny And Jewish https://funnyandjewish.com 32 32 Failure to Exonerate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-exonerate/ Thu, 14 Jul 2011 03:44:24 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3577

“What we’ve got here is a Failure to Exonerate.”

Conrad Black, former media mogul on being re sentenced to an additional 13 months in US prison.



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Failure to Investigate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-investigate/ Mon, 11 Jul 2011 03:12:56 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3535 Jewish Humor

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Investigate.”

JEWikiLeaks

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Failure to Accelerate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-accelerate/ Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:13:39 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3501

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Accelerate.”

Mario and Luigi.

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Failure to Repaginate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-repaginate/ Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:14:46 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3492

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Repaginate.”

Microsoft Word, explaining it better than Corel WordPerfect.

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Failure to Triangulate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-triangulate/ Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:52:21 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3485

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Triangulate.”

Pythagoras, muscling his way to the top of the mathematical food-chain.

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Failure to Allocate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-allocate/ Sat, 11 Jun 2011 20:30:09 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3392 Jewish Humour

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Allocate.”

Karl Marx, breaking down socialism 101.

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Failure to Agitate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-agitate/ Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:19:40 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3386

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Agitate.”

2010 hippies protesting the G20 Summit Conference in Toronto, Canada.

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Failure to Repopulate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-repopulate/ Sat, 11 Jun 2011 06:14:53 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3380

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Procreate.”

Genesis 19:30-38.

Lot’s 2 daughters devising a controversial plan involving their father to re populate society.

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Failure to Regurgitate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-regurgitate/ Fri, 10 Jun 2011 21:03:21 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3363

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Regurgitate.”

CNN, where the news never changes…all day long!

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Failure to Desecrate https://funnyandjewish.com/failure-to-desecrate/ Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:12:32 +0000 http://funnyandjewish.com/?p=3373

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Desecrate.”

Robert Stigwood vomits all over the Beatles.

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