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Posts Tagged ‘United States’

Palestinians Recognize U.S. as Jewish State

Palestinians Recognize U.S. as Jewish State

Jewish Humour In a decisive move intended to break deadlocked Israeli-Palestinian negotiations, Chief Palestinian mediator Saeb Erakt is prepared to recognize the United States as a Jewish State. The thinking behind this decision is there are simply more Jews in the U.S. than in Israel. The dramatic announcement is believed intended to force [...]

Obama To Meet Netanyahu-Jewish Humour

Obama To Meet Netanyahu-Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour In a highly unusual gesture reserved only for an exceptionally close ally, the White House announced that US President Barack Obama would meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu every day for the entire month of November. The Israeli response was immediate: a complete relaxation of all concerns regarding Iran’s [...]

Return to Pre 1948 Borders Isreal

Return to Pre 1948 Borders Isreal

US President Barak Obama has once again signaled a radical departure from previous administrations by calling for the creation of a Palestinian state on pre-1948 Israeli borders. Although clearly denying as such, the White House appears to have acquiesced to the Arab demand that any peace agreement be contingent on Israel’s withdrawal to [...]

Circumcision Ban Bites!

Circumcision Ban Bites!

Editorial Being modest torchbearers for matters funny and Jewish, we feel incumbent to respond to the current events in San Francisco concerning a proposal to ban infant bris/circumcisions. Accordingly, this proposition would take away a parent’s right to choose, transferring that decision to the child once he reaches the age of majority [...]