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Friday August 18th 2017

Posts Tagged ‘Politics’

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Jewish Humour Arafat Scheduled To Rise From Tomb - West Bank The dead, rotting, decomposing bodily remains of former PLO terrorist Yasser “that’s my baby” Arafat will be exhumed so an autopsy can be performed more than 8 years after his death. The examination comes after a French court (surprise!) launched a murder investigation [...]

Palestinians Recognize U.S. as Jewish State

Palestinians Recognize U.S. as Jewish State

Jewish Humour In a decisive move intended to break deadlocked Israeli-Palestinian negotiations, Chief Palestinian mediator Saeb Erakt is prepared to recognize the United States as a Jewish State. The thinking behind this decision is there are simply more Jews in the U.S. than in Israel. The dramatic announcement is believed intended to force [...]

Return to Pre 1948 Borders Isreal

Return to Pre 1948 Borders Isreal

US President Barak Obama has once again signaled a radical departure from previous administrations by calling for the creation of a Palestinian state on pre-1948 Israeli borders. Although clearly denying as such, the White House appears to have acquiesced to the Arab demand that any peace agreement be contingent on Israel’s withdrawal to [...]

Purim then verses Purim now

Purim then verses Purim now

Kudos to both B’nai Brith Canada and The National Post for running the Saturday March 3rd print ad, "Same deadly agenda. Minus the crown." The timing couldn't have been better, with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu conferring with Canadian Prime Minister Harper and US President Obama on Iran's nuclear agenda...all while leading up to [...]

Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

A poorly written UN document laden with spelling mistakes and English mistranslations, has left Palestinian government officials without jobs and no new country of their own to destroy. As told by former Senior Aide and Palestinian Authority Spokesman Nabil Abu Rdaineh, President Mahmud Abbas was in the process of proudly making a unilateral [...]

New Israeli Party Winning Voters

New Israeli Party Winning Voters

These days, it seems that you can't walk through an Arab country without running into either a mass demonstration or a public uprising. (see Egyptians Want A New Pharaoh) In this kettle of Middle-East reformation, a small Jewish interest group has quietly mutated into a new Israeli political party - The Jewish Brotherhood, and it is [...]

Egyptians Want New Pharaoh

Egyptians Want New Pharaoh

WANTED: 1 PHARAOH NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY The "tide of change" that initially swept through Egypt continues to unfold unabated. While no one knows who will replace Egypt's acting military government, one thing is certain: When it comes time to replace former President Hosni Mubara, Egyptians do not want to return to the status quo. Rather, [...]