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Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

A poorly written UN document laden with spelling mistakes and English mistranslations, has left Palestinian government officials without jobs and no new country of their own to destroy. As told by former Senior Aide and Palestinian Authority Spokesman Nabil Abu Rdaineh, President Mahmud Abbas was in the process of proudly making a unilateral [...]

Egyptians Want New Pharaoh

Egyptians Want New Pharaoh

WANTED: 1 PHARAOH NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY The "tide of change" that initially swept through Egypt continues to unfold unabated. While no one knows who will replace Egypt's acting military government, one thing is certain: When it comes time to replace former President Hosni Mubara, Egyptians do not want to return to the status quo. Rather, [...]

AT&T Sponsors Kiddish

AT&T Sponsors Kiddish

AT&T’s rejection of Tiger Woods had left many speculating on where the company’s future sponsorship plans lay. Finally, the telecommunications giant unveiled its’ new direction, announcing it will sponsor every single Kiddish in the United States for the next 10 years. AT&T Chairman, CEO and President Randall L. Stephenson could [...]

Palestinians Refuse Latest UN Offer

Palestinians Refuse Latest UN Offer

Funny and Jewish Middle-East Humour Dateline: A Hole in Gaza – Retiring Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has refused the latest U. N. offer to deploy armed “Peace Keepers” along any future Israel/Palestinian borders. The plan designed to weaken Hamas while reinforcing regional security was originally conceived by former U.N. [...]

Whale Sighted off Israeli Coast

Whale Sighted off Israeli Coast

A whale swimming against a current of convention appeared off the coast of Israel. The last such occurrence was several hundred years ago, or as U.S. Republican Senator John McCain says “like only yesterday.” Considering that whale navigation technology has advanced dramatically over the centuries, sightings like these remain very rare [...]