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Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Funny Jewish Medical Humour Every day, more and more people around the world are repeatedly being told that they are stupid. Additionally, millions more are being medically assessed for stupidity and legitimately being diagnosed as simply being stupid. Brown day, the official day that celebrates individual stupidity and celebrated every April [...]

Jewish Humour News Quicky

Jewish Humour News Quicky

Two Jewish archeologists named Dr. Finkelman announced that they have found a dossier of original works by William Shakespeare. The husband and wife team, who are also Professors at Hebrew University, found the hand-written manuscripts a few short miles from the historic town of Stratford while enjoying their second honeymoon. The discovery was [...]

Failure to Salivate

Failure to Salivate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Salivate.” Dr. Pavlov

Failure to Fluoridate

Failure to Fluoridate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Fluoridate.” 4 out of 5 dentists

Failure to Procreate

Failure to Procreate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Procreate.” Genesis II Verse 18

Failure to Collate

Failure to Collate

"What we've got here is a failure to Collate." Mr. Xerox proposing to Ms. Staples.

Failure to Caliphate

Failure to Caliphate

"What we've got here is a failure to Caliphate." Othman I, founder of the Ottoman empire.

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