Posts Tagged ‘Misquoted Humour’
Funny Jewish Medical Humour Every day, more and more people around the world are repeatedly being told that they are stupid. Additionally, millions more are being medically assessed for stupidity and legitimately being diagnosed as simply being stupid. Brown day, the official day that celebrates individual stupidity and celebrated every April [...]
Two Jewish archeologists named Dr. Finkelman announced that they have found a dossier of original works by William Shakespeare. The husband and wife team, who are also Professors at Hebrew University, found the hand-written manuscripts a few short miles from the historic town of Stratford while enjoying their second honeymoon. The discovery was [...]
“What we’ve got here is a failure to Salivate.” Dr. Pavlov
“What we’ve got here is a failure to Fluoridate.” 4 out of 5 dentists
“What we’ve got here is a failure to Procreate.” Genesis II Verse 18
"What we've got here is a failure to Collate." Mr. Xerox proposing to Ms. Staples.
"What we've got here is a failure to Caliphate." Othman I, founder of the Ottoman empire.