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Is Veganism Zionism?

Is Veganism Zionism?

 Vegans, Jews and Zionism I had been asked to comment on the following resolution: “Resolved: Veganism is the new Zionism.” Could it be true? I started to wonder aloud to myself ...ARE THEY SO SIMILAR, THEY'RE THE SAME? According to an old proverb  “There are no stupid questions”. REALLY? As a [...]

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

The lovely prayer meeting with my friend turned out to be a nightmare. Sure we had a couple of l'chiams before we began to pray but so what? I was poorly prepared when he not only had wine, but gulped down some cognac and concluded with a couple of scotches. After the last "Amen", I ended up taking his car keys and checked him into a local [...]

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Funny and Jewish is a clean Jewish humor website Dear Parents, Your son's name is way too long. It's impossible to put it on a birthday cake. It would be easier for everyone here at school if we could simply call your son Haman, instead of: Haman, the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, the son of Srach, the son of Buza, the son of [...]

We Need Laughter

We Need Laughter

Maimonides. Hmmm... There’s one of those names that no matter how many times you read it you’re going to mispronounce it until someone corrects you. The first of Maimonides’ 13 Principals of Faith is to know that there is a Creator. If I could append this I would add: know that this Creator has a sense of humor. With this appendage, like [...]