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Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

The lovely prayer meeting with my friend turned out to be a nightmare. Sure we had a couple of l'chiams before we began to pray but so what? I was poorly prepared when he not only had wine, but gulped down some cognac and concluded with a couple of scotches. After the last "Amen", I ended up taking his car keys and checked him into a local [...]

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

A Funny Question for our Jewish Humour Answer Lady ... Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady, I'm a college student who doesn't pray; end of story. I was raised by atheists and it was instilled in me not to pray until I turned 21.  My housemates pray and pressure me to pray. Now my friends won't invite me out 'cuz they think I'll bring about a curse. [...]

P.E.T.A. and Dwarf Tossing

P.E.T.A. and Dwarf Tossing

A Funny and Jewish Quick Comment Being an observant Jew is difficult wherever you live. Even up in 'The Great White North' it's not all milk and maple syrup. F.Y.I., Canada's political landscape is such that a small number of organizations exert a disproportionate amount of influence over national policy. Problems begin when their platforms [...]

Jewish Cooking and Danger Pay

Jewish Cooking and Danger Pay

Jewish Humor News Jewish sons and daughters are being asked to return all "Danger Pay" paid out to them over the years for having to eat their mother's cooking. These aforementioned monies were originally awarded by the World Body of International Jewery - a quasi-legal organization likened to Rabbies Without Borders, to Jewish children as a [...]

Monopoly Has Kittens – Jewish Humor

Monopoly Has Kittens – Jewish Humor

Jewish Humour Did I hear right? A cat? A cat? That's exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats. I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting [...]

Monopoly Goes to the Cats – Jewish Humour

Monopoly Goes to the Cats – Jewish Humour

A cat? A cat? This is exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats. I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they [...]

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