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Friday August 18th 2017

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Why Be Vegan? II

Why Be Vegan? II

Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Please also visit Why Be A Vegan? Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Why are there so many fat kosher vegans out there? How could that ever happen on their ubber restrictive diets? They must be lying to us, and most importantly lying to themselves. They are simply eating more than their 'plant and grub' [...]

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Let's begin the conversation by asking the obvious question: Why would anyone choose to become a vegan? I mean willingly, given the gift of free will. Like most people, I try to eat a balanced diet culled from as many different food groups that my spare change [...]

Is Veganism Zionism?

Is Veganism Zionism?

 Vegans, Jews and Zionism I had been asked to comment on the following resolution: “Resolved: Veganism is the new Zionism.” Could it be true? I started to wonder aloud to myself ...ARE THEY SO SIMILAR, THEY'RE THE SAME? According to an old proverb  “There are no stupid questions”. REALLY? As a [...]

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

The lovely prayer meeting with my friend turned out to be a nightmare. Sure we had a couple of l'chiams before we began to pray but so what? I was poorly prepared when he not only had wine, but gulped down some cognac and concluded with a couple of scotches. After the last "Amen", I ended up taking his car keys and checked him into a local [...]

Dear Jewish Humor Lady

Dear Jewish Humor Lady

Do you know of any support groups for parents whose children refuse to move back home? We have several 20-something children who have all finished school, are without jobs and can't figure out what to do with the rest of their lives. I firmly believe that in today's economy, it would be foolhardy not to move back home where meals, lodging and [...]

Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady…Jewish Humour

Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady…Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour Dear Funny Jewish Question and Answer Lady - Or should I call you Bubbe? Our son is 50. He has never been married. He has a very liberal demeanor. One month ago he met a divorced woman with 11 children from a previous marriage. I’m not saying that’s much, but her uterus should be in the Smithsonian Institute. Now, both of [...]

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