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Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Let's begin the conversation by asking the obvious question: Why would anyone choose to become a vegan? I mean willingly, given the gift of free will. Like most people, I try to eat a balanced diet culled from as many different food groups that my spare change [...]

Is Veganism Zionism?

Is Veganism Zionism?

 Vegans, Jews and Zionism I had been asked to comment on the following resolution: “Resolved: Veganism is the new Zionism.” Could it be true? I started to wonder aloud to myself ...ARE THEY SO SIMILAR, THEY'RE THE SAME? According to an old proverb  “There are no stupid questions”. REALLY? As a [...]

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Jewish Humour Arafat Scheduled To Rise From Tomb - West Bank The dead, rotting, decomposing bodily remains of former PLO terrorist Yasser “that’s my baby” Arafat will be exhumed so an autopsy can be performed more than 8 years after his death. The examination comes after a French court (surprise!) launched a murder investigation [...]

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

The lovely prayer meeting with my friend turned out to be a nightmare. Sure we had a couple of l'chiams before we began to pray but so what? I was poorly prepared when he not only had wine, but gulped down some cognac and concluded with a couple of scotches. After the last "Amen", I ended up taking his car keys and checked him into a local [...]

Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!

Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!

Pope Francis has admitted that a “Jewish lobby” exists within the Vatican’s administration and is planning to take action about it. The Pontiff made the claim during an audience at the Vatican with a lobby group of American waiters from Long John Silvers who are petitioning the Vatican to allow fish to be eaten on Fridays. “Yes, it is [...]

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

A Funny Question for our Jewish Humour Answer Lady ... Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady, I'm a college student who doesn't pray; end of story. I was raised by atheists and it was instilled in me not to pray until I turned 21.  My housemates pray and pressure me to pray. Now my friends won't invite me out 'cuz they think I'll bring about a curse. [...]

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