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Why Be Vegan? II

Why Be Vegan? II

Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Please also visit Why Be A Vegan? Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Why are there so many fat kosher vegans out there? How could that ever happen on their ubber restrictive diets? They must be lying to us, and most importantly lying to themselves. They are simply eating more than their 'plant and grub' [...]

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Let's begin the conversation by asking the obvious question: Why would anyone choose to become a vegan? I mean willingly, given the gift of free will. Like most people, I try to eat a balanced diet culled from as many different food groups that my spare change [...]

Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Funny Jewish Medical Humour Every day, more and more people around the world are repeatedly being told that they are stupid. Additionally, millions more are being medically assessed for stupidity and legitimately being diagnosed as simply being stupid. Brown day, the official day that celebrates individual stupidity and celebrated every April [...]

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

When Colleagues Abuse Prayer with Alcohol – Jewish Humour

The lovely prayer meeting with my friend turned out to be a nightmare. Sure we had a couple of l'chiams before we began to pray but so what? I was poorly prepared when he not only had wine, but gulped down some cognac and concluded with a couple of scotches. After the last "Amen", I ended up taking his car keys and checked him into a local [...]

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

Atheist at College Pressured to Pray

A Funny Question for our Jewish Humour Answer Lady ... Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady, I'm a college student who doesn't pray; end of story. I was raised by atheists and it was instilled in me not to pray until I turned 21.  My housemates pray and pressure me to pray. Now my friends won't invite me out 'cuz they think I'll bring about a curse. [...]

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Funny and Jewish is a clean Jewish humor website Dear Parents, Your son's name is way too long. It's impossible to put it on a birthday cake. It would be easier for everyone here at school if we could simply call your son Haman, instead of: Haman, the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, the son of Srach, the son of Buza, the son of [...]

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