Did I hear right?
A cat? A cat?
That’s exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats.
I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they scratched out the word c-a-t on their ballots.
Remember, we weren’t talking about just any old game, but…Monopoly: The Special Limited Jewish Edition.
Just to remind you, these were your choices:
(1) Golden Calf –
(2) Sabbath Crock Pot –
(3) Moses and Staff –
(4) Wine Kiddish Cup –
(5) Dreidel –
(6) Havdalah Candle –
AND THEY STILL MANAGED TO CHOOSE CATS…