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Say NO! to UGLY old fashioned Sukkas!
Are you tired of sitting in the same old Sukkah year after year? Does your family look forward to eating in other people’s Sukkahs more than yours? Do you dream of a Sukkah that you can be proud of…forever?
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I'm so happy with my Hemp Sukkah that I accidentally made an extra blessing. I average about 1,000 compliments a day! I'm the envy of my community, which somewhat contravenes the 10th Commandment but hey, they'll just have to deal with it. Thank God this holiday lasts for 7 days.
After I bought one of Hy's Sukkahs, I won the lottery and my dog that mysteriously died 6 years ago showed up at my doorstep! I can't believe how my life has changed!
Order today and receive your choice of either 1 set of complimentary Israeli President light decorations or a 'Pillars of Fire' portable to adorn your Sukkah
This is why YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT our Sukkahs!
Quality HEMP from jamica
Smoke resistant material
Doesn't make you look cheap
You get a free brochure worth $875
It's all FREE! (kinda)
HY SELLS HIS SUKKAHS STRICTLY BY THE YARD, NEVER BY THE OUNCE!
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Buy our unique multi-purpose Sukkahs! Then just sit inside and
WATCH THE Compliments ROLL IN!
We're so confident that using our Sukkahs will improve your relationship with your neighbors, we'll give you a 200% REFUND if not totally satisfied! That's right! If you don't see instant improvement in your sourrounding neighbors behavior, we'll give you back TWICE what you paid for your Sukkah!
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Even if you can't pitch a tent, you'll be able to build our Easy-To-Assemble Sukkahs. With over 45,000 models to choose from, you'll find the one that's right for you.
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