Jewish Humor News
Jewish sons and daughters are being asked to return all “Danger Pay” paid out to them over the years for having to eat their mother’s cooking.
These aforementioned monies were originally awarded by the World Body of International Jewery – a quasi-legal organization likened to Rabbies Without Borders, to Jewish children as a recompense for the hardships of “enduring edibles inflicted upon them from the time of their birth that, in all other societies and cultures would be tantamount to child abuse”.
The amount of individual repayments will be determined by how much one ate over the years.
With files from a Jewish humorist, and that’s being kind.