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March 29, 2024

Mel Gibson Tribute Guitar Released


Gibson Guitars finalized a deal with actor Mel Gibson to honor what would have been a respected career, if only he wasn’t such a loud-mouthed, vulgar ass.

The Gibson Guitar company officially announced it will release a limited number of Gibson J-160Es — the guitar Mel allegedly enjoys breaking during fits of drunken ranting.

Musicians can choose from 4 versions of the new Gibson-Gibson tribute line including:

– One for Jews

– One for Women

– One for Blacks

– One to be played only if your name is “Sugar T*ts”.

The limited edition Gibson-Gibson Tribute guitars are made to be played loud and hard. Each Gibson-Gibson comes personally decorated by Mel himself – stylistically engraved wrapped tightly around the neck and hand-scratched across the rest of the body.

A strictly acoustic “break-away” companion model will also be available for the upcoming X-mass shopping season. Expect a mad rush…to the attorneys!

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7 Responses “Mel Gibson Tribute Guitar Released”

  1. January 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    Why are they selling this? This has has has to be a photoshop joke. Just leave Mel Gibson alone. We all know from recent news that he does not deserve the attention.

  2. john bonham
    October 5, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Finally, a funny Jewish humor website that appreciates the comedic timing of beats between punchlines. Yuppers!

  3. Gibson Roadie
    September 9, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Nice bit. The Gibson Tribute guitar thing was clever. Funny spoof. Thanks for the satire!

  4. joanne scamer
    August 1, 2013 at 4:59 am

    Thank you. Funny stuff! Mel Gibson Jokes make me laugh.

  5. August 17, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    This is funny! I bet Mel is proud!

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