Mel Gibson Tribute Guitar Released
October 8, 2010
Gibson Guitars finalized a deal with actor Mel Gibson to honor what would have been a respected career, if only he wasn’t such a loud-mouthed, vulgar ass.
The Gibson Guitar company officially announced it will release a limited number of Gibson J-160Es — the guitar Mel allegedly enjoys breaking during fits of drunken ranting.
Musicians can choose from 4 versions of the new Gibson-Gibson tribute line including:
– One for Jews
– One for Women
– One for Blacks
– One to be played only if your name is “Sugar T*ts”.
The limited edition Gibson-Gibson Tribute guitars are made to be played loud and hard. Each Gibson-Gibson comes personally decorated by Mel himself – stylistically engraved wrapped tightly around the neck and hand-scratched across the rest of the body.
A strictly acoustic “break-away” companion model will also be available for the upcoming X-mass shopping season. Expect a mad rush…to the attorneys!
Why are they selling this? This has has has to be a photoshop joke. Just leave Mel Gibson alone. We all know from recent news that he does not deserve the attention.
Finally, a funny Jewish humor website that appreciates the comedic timing of beats between punchlines. Yuppers!
Nice bit. The Gibson Tribute guitar thing was clever. Funny spoof. Thanks for the satire!
Thank you. Funny stuff! Mel Gibson Jokes make me laugh.
This is funny! I bet Mel is proud!