The Gibson Guitar company officially announced it will release a limited number of Gibson J-160Es — the guitar Mel allegedly enjoys breaking during fits of drunken ranting.
Musicians can choose from 4 versions of the new Gibson-Gibson tribute line including:
– One for Jews
– One for Women
– One for Blacks
– One to be played only if your name is “Sugar T*ts”.
The limited edition Gibson-Gibson Tribute guitars are made to be played loud and hard. Each Gibson-Gibson comes personally decorated by Mel himself – stylistically engraved wrapped tightly around the neck and hand-scratched across the rest of the body.
A strictly acoustic “break-away” companion model will also be available for the upcoming X-mass shopping season. Expect a mad rush…to the attorneys!