Jewish Humour, Jewish jokes, laughs and funny features
Saturday May 27th 2017

‘Misquoted Humour’ Archives

Failure to Rehydrate

Failure to Rehydrate

"What we've got here is a failure to Rehydrate." Dr. Robert Cade, inventor of Gatorade

Failure to Designate

Failure to Designate

"What we've got here is a failure to Designate." MADD

Failure to Deflate

Failure to Deflate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Deflate.” Dolly Parton, vertically challenged country singer.

Failure to Articulate

Failure to Articulate

"What we've got here is a failure to Articulate." U.S. White House Press Secretary trying to cough out a coherent Middle-East policy. Robert Gibbs

Failure to Validate

Failure to Validate

"What we've got here is a failure to Validate." Fred, Parking Attendant

Failure to Exfoliate

Failure to Exfoliate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Exfoliate.” The Wolfman

Failure to Lacerate

Failure to Lacerate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Lacerate.” The 3 Musketeers Gillette, Wilkinson and Shick

 Page 5 of 6  « First  ... « 2  3  4  5  6 »