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Saturday May 27th 2017

‘Misquoted Humour’ Archives

Failure to Salivate

Failure to Salivate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Salivate.” Dr. Pavlov

Failure to Fluoridate

Failure to Fluoridate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Fluoridate.” 4 out of 5 dentists

Failure to Procreate

Failure to Procreate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Procreate.” Genesis II Verse 18

Failure to Collate

Failure to Collate

"What we've got here is a failure to Collate." Mr. Xerox proposing to Ms. Staples.

Failure to Caliphate

Failure to Caliphate

"What we've got here is a failure to Caliphate." Othman I, founder of the Ottoman empire.

Failure to Alliterate

Failure to Alliterate

"What we've got here is a failure to Alliterate." Son of Sam Senior

Failure to Levitate

Failure to Levitate

"What we've got here is a failure to Meditate." Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, founder of TM (transcendental meditation, not the trade mark symbol).

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