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Thursday July 27th 2017

‘Misquoted Humour’ Archives

Failure to Repopulate

Failure to Repopulate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Procreate.” Genesis 19:30-38. Lot's 2 daughters devising a controversial plan involving their father to re populate society.

Failure to Regurgitate

Failure to Regurgitate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Regurgitate.” CNN, where the news never changes...all day long!

Failure to Desecrate

Failure to Desecrate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Desecrate.” Robert Stigwood vomits all over the Beatles.

Failure to Navigate

Failure to Navigate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Navigate.” Exxon Valdez Captain Joseph Hazelwood, realizes on March 24 1989 that drinking at sea and 11,000,000 gallons of crude oil don't mix.

Failure to Hallucinate

Failure to Hallucinate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Hallucinate.” Recreational drug activist Timothy Leary opines on bad LSD.

Failure to Contemplate

Failure to Contemplate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Contemplate.” Henry Moore, thought-provoking sculptor.

Failure to Legislate

Failure to Legislate

“What we’ve got here is a failure to Legislate.” President Ronald Reagan proposes to settle 1981 US air traffic controllers strike by firing everyone.

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