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Live Like an Orthodox Jew

Live Like an Orthodox Jew

A Funny and Jewish Humour Classic For many Jews returning to Judaism, the road after this return will be a long and winding one. Questions that you never considered pop up more often and with increasing complexities. Examples of these types of ‘ask-your-rabbi’ inquiries include “where can I eat?”, “what should I read?” and even [...]

Elderly Pot Smokers Cope With Soaring Hydro Rates

Elderly Pot Smokers Cope With Soaring Hydro Rates

Senior medical marijuana users in Canada have a name for it: It's called Gunja Poverty. It's what happens when the amount of money it costs to pay for home heating and electricity leaves you without enough money to pay for your weed and other necessities like bongs, rolling papers or medical cannabinoid-based edibles. Sadly, this is what is [...]

Jewish Women Provoke Protest Using Library

Jewish Women Provoke Protest Using Library

Israeli riot police girded with metal barriers and human chains held back thousands of Orthodox Jewish protestors who tried to prevent a liberal Jewish woman's group from removing a book from a local library in Jerusalem. This is the first time police have supported the women, and not the protestors. A recent Israeli Supreme court order [...]

Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!

Vatican Jewish Lobby is Real says Pope!

Pope Francis has admitted that a “Jewish lobby” exists within the Vatican’s administration and is planning to take action about it. The Pontiff made the claim during an audience at the Vatican with a lobby group of American waiters from Long John Silvers who are petitioning the Vatican to allow fish to be eaten on Fridays. “Yes, it is [...]

P.E.T.A. and Dwarf Tossing

P.E.T.A. and Dwarf Tossing

A Funny and Jewish Quick Comment Being an observant Jew is difficult wherever you live. Even up in 'The Great White North' it's not all milk and maple syrup. F.Y.I., Canada's political landscape is such that a small number of organizations exert a disproportionate amount of influence over national policy. Problems begin when their platforms [...]

Pet Store Vows to Keep Goldfish Despite Tragedy

Pet Store Vows to Keep Goldfish Despite Tragedy

A goldfish that killed a salesman in front of horrified onlookers will stay in its aquarium, or so says Pet World’s president amid a raging debate on keeping such animals in captivity. Goldie, the 1.5-inch goldfish in question is already linked to 3 separate attacks – The goldfish was so aggressive that rescuers could not immediately jump in [...]

Baptisms Banned in Amsterdam? Jewish Humor

Baptisms Banned in Amsterdam? Jewish Humor

The Royal Dutch Medical Association advocated a ban on elective baptisms for young Catholic boys and girls, saying they were medically unnecessary and violated children's rights. The venerated 300+ year old organization representing over 45,000 doctors officially called the procedure a "violation of the body." The group proposes a dialogue [...]

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