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Thursday July 27th 2017

‘Jewish Humour FYI’ Archives

Ask a Rabbi

Ask a Rabbi

Dear Rabbi, Every time I go to pray, I find myself sitting beside a real loudmouth. It doesn’t matter where I go. Wherever I sit, some guy next to me feels he has to mumble louder than everyone else in the entire congregation…and that includes the preschool playgroup two flights down. Please help me. I find all this noise very distracting as [...]

Circumcision Ban Bites!

Circumcision Ban Bites!

Editorial Being modest torchbearers for matters funny and Jewish, we feel incumbent to respond to the current events in San Francisco concerning a proposal to ban infant bris/circumcisions. Accordingly, this proposition would take away a parent’s right to choose, transferring that decision to the child once he reaches the age of majority [...]

An Irish Messiah?

An Irish Messiah?

Jewish End of Days Contest Now that the riddle of Osama Bin Laden has been solved, Funny and Jewish is preoccupied with finding the Messiah. A new era of Peace and Tranquility is about to be unleashed and we want you and a friend to be there. His location is anyone’s guess but we’re determined to find him…WITH YOUR HELP. Grand Prize: 2 [...]

We Come Clean

We Come Clean

Question: Where is your famous Funny And Jewish Mission Statement? Answer: First we need to be famous. Secondly, we need a mission. Come to think of it (and we haven't until now), even if we had one, what business is it of yours anyway? Knowing your own purpose is far more important. Everything else will fall into place. Question: Perhaps your [...]

Jewish Humour Threatened

Jewish Humour Threatened

An Urgent Message to our Reader(s) Our loosely based network of informants known as “off-the-record” has threatened to form a single source by joining rivals ‘unnamed sources’ . If we were ever to take a stand on anything, it just might be on something like this. By receiving our information from a single source,  our news reports will [...]

How Jews Spend Xmas

How Jews Spend Xmas

They Hide. Thank you and goodnight. OK. Granted, I admit that doesn't make for much of a read and only clocks in at 1 funny laugh if you're keeping score. And if you are, you know I'd only be matching myself to-date anyway. So for the two-fold purpose of fleshing this out while going for a new humor record, I'll elaborate. What is it about [...]

We Need Laughter

We Need Laughter

Maimonides. Hmmm... There’s one of those names that no matter how many times you read it you’re going to mispronounce it until someone corrects you. The first of Maimonides’ 13 Principals of Faith is to know that there is a Creator. If I could append this I would add: know that this Creator has a sense of humor. With this appendage, like [...]

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