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Jewish Matchmaking 101

Jewish Matchmaking 101

Let's start with the basics. Men are from MasterCard, Women are from Visa Dating is very complicated. If it was easy, everyone would be doing it. Simply knowing that everyone feels awkward when meeting someone for the first time is half the battle. The other half is tricking them into liking you. This article was written for those with [...]

Mama’s Boy Advice

Mama’s Boy Advice

Dear Mama's Boy, Every time my mother comes over to visit, she always over-indulges our children. Even when all 5 of them misbehave, she still rewards them with treats and subsequently takes them all out for the rest of the day. I have spoken to her several times about this but she just doesn't seem to get the message. Please, what should I [...]

Google’s Penalization Policy

Google’s Penalization Policy

Funny And Jewish takes a very strong position on Google’s penalization guidelines… We love them! The truth of the matter is that we like any policy that uses the word “penalization”. Why? Because it just sounds funny. Penalization. We imagine the following scenario playing itself out daily high aboard Google's Mother Ship: “Oh [...]

Reduce Your Chametz Footprint – Funny Passover – Pesach Joke

Reduce Your Chametz Footprint – Funny Passover – Pesach Joke

Today's Funny Jewish Pesach joke is designed to motivate you to clean in preparation for the holidays, while also helping you to reduce your Chametz Footprint just in time for your Seder. Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction? A: A matzochist. Keep this funny Jewish joke to yourself like you [...]

Hate Messages Left for Professor

Hate Messages Left for Professor

As a straight talking, outspoken supporter of Israel at the elitist University of Tehran, Iranian political science professor Hershel Cohen is used to having his views challenged on a daily basis. Nevertheless, he was not prepared for the anti-Semitic screed that defaced his office walls when he arrived to work this week. Written in French, the [...]

Islam Claims Another Celebrity Convert

Islam Claims Another Celebrity Convert

Funny And Jewish.com Humor Another Hollywood celebrity has converted to Islam ... It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat. Let's just hope he doesn't go Froot Loops and become a cereal killer.

Gibson Guitars Seized by Feds

Gibson Guitars Seized by Feds

US agents raided two Gibson Guitar factories in Nashville and Memphis TE, confiscating wood, computer equipment and guitars. The seizures were part of an ongoing investigation into Gibson’s procurement of materials it uses for its line of Mel Gibson Tribute Guitars. Both the Gibson Les Paul and the Gibson Mel Gibson Tribute (tag line: “For [...]

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