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Monopoly Has Kittens – Jewish Humor

Monopoly Has Kittens – Jewish Humor

Jewish Humour Did I hear right? A cat? A cat? That's exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats. I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting [...]

Monopoly Goes to the Cats – Jewish Humour

Monopoly Goes to the Cats – Jewish Humour

A cat? A cat? This is exactly what happens when you have too much democracy. People vote for cats. I am never buying Monopoly again. Voters have decided to replace the original iron piece (token) with a cat. Never mind the missed opportunities with cool, shiny robots and helicopters. The idiot voting public has spoken and in unity they [...]

Hands removed from Virgin Mary statues

Hands removed from Virgin Mary statues

Funny Jewish Italian News Flash Hundreds of Virgin Mary statues have been found vandalized across Italy, left intact except that all of their hands have been cut off. Police were able to return the figures to their rightful owners and are advising caution, as the fugitive in question is extremely armed and dangerous. Funny and Jewish is a [...]

Can Eating Fruit Keep Jews Away? Myth or Fact?

Can Eating Fruit Keep Jews Away? Myth or Fact?

Jewish Humour A Slovakian legend strongly advises that eating a bowl of mixed fruit (or the equivalent of 3 cans of fruit cocktail) will reduce the risk of coming into contact with Jews by at least 7%. Equally important, the findings concluded that there also appears to be no dangerous side effects, according to this, the first ever [...]

Jews Gone from Arab Ikea Catalogues

Jews Gone from Arab Ikea Catalogues

Swedish superstore Ikea has been censured for deleting images of Jews from all Saudi versions of its furniture catalogues, a move the company is reluctantly correcting. The Swedish and Arab-marketed catalogues are virtually identical except that in the Saudi versions, Jews or anyone who “looks remotely Jewish in a New York kind of way”, have [...]

News From Ireland

News From Ireland

Honest Enough Reporting A sharp rise in youth crime suggests children are becoming involved in gang-related activities at alarmingly younger ages. Of particular concern is a new group of Irish young offenders called the Mr. Potato Skinheads. They are known for threatening to rearrange their victim’s faces, leaving them covered with cheese [...]

JEWikiLeaks

JEWikiLeaks

WikiLeaks and FunnyAndJewish have a lot in common. WikiLeaks is a controversial whistle-blowing website. So is FunnyAndJewish. WikiLeaks publishes submissions of unobtainable information from anonymous news sources. Funnily enough, so does FunnyAndJewish. How do we do it? Simple. We take our lead from Australian WikiLeaks founder Julian [...]

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