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Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

Palestinian UN Blunder Sinks Statehood Bid

A poorly written UN document laden with spelling mistakes and English mistranslations, has left Palestinian government officials without jobs and no new country of their own to destroy. As told by former Senior Aide and Palestinian Authority Spokesman Nabil Abu Rdaineh, President Mahmud Abbas was in the process of proudly making a unilateral [...]

New Israeli Party Winning Voters

New Israeli Party Winning Voters

These days, it seems that you can't walk through an Arab country without running into either a mass demonstration or a public uprising. (see Egyptians Want A New Pharaoh) In this kettle of Middle-East reformation, a small Jewish interest group has quietly mutated into a new Israeli political party - The Jewish Brotherhood, and it is [...]

Escape From Egypt: Dear Diary 1 Month On The Run

Escape From Egypt: Dear Diary 1 Month On The Run

Dear Diary, If you’ve ever heard 3.5 million Jews sleeping, you’ll understand why I’m up at this ungodly hour writing. I don’t know how anyone can snooze with all the excitement that’s been happening around hear lately. Where should I begin? It’s been 1 month since we left Egypt and I think Moses (“call me Moshe”) has finally [...]

Jewish Yellow Pages

Jewish Yellow Pages

Shrewd Jerusalem entrepreneurs have hit upon an idea that is paying off sizable dividends: use a Jewish or Biblical sounding name and you will attract clients. While this may good for Jerusalem’s economy, Israelis are left confused; many feeling lost like they are trapped in some sort of biblical space-time continuum. Unholy Name Calling [...]

Palestinians Refuse Latest UN Offer

Palestinians Refuse Latest UN Offer

Funny and Jewish Middle-East Humour Dateline: A Hole in Gaza – Retiring Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas has refused the latest U. N. offer to deploy armed “Peace Keepers” along any future Israel/Palestinian borders. The plan designed to weaken Hamas while reinforcing regional security was originally conceived by former U.N. [...]

Whale Sighted off Israeli Coast

Whale Sighted off Israeli Coast

A whale swimming against a current of convention appeared off the coast of Israel. The last such occurrence was several hundred years ago, or as U.S. Republican Senator John McCain says “like only yesterday.” Considering that whale navigation technology has advanced dramatically over the centuries, sightings like these remain very rare [...]

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