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Funny Jewish Vegan Myth-Busting. Keeping Jews Away with Vegetables.

Funny Jewish Vegan Myth-Busting. Keeping Jews Away with Vegetables.

Dear FunnyAndJewish, What can you feed your kids to keep Jews away? QUESTION: I have heard of feeding your kids some different types of plants or a vegetarian dietary supplement to naturally keeps Jewish kids away but I can't recall what it was. If anyone is familiar with this topic could they please respond? Readers of [...]

Why Be Vegan? II

Why Be Vegan? II

Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Please also visit Why Be A Vegan? Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Why are there so many fat kosher vegans out there? How could that ever happen on their ubber restrictive diets? They must be lying to us, and most importantly lying to themselves. They are simply eating more than their 'plant and grub' [...]

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Why Be Vegan? Part 1

Guest post – Dr. Vegan Jones. Funny Jewish Health Advice with Humour Let's begin the conversation by asking the obvious question: Why would anyone choose to become a vegan? I mean willingly, given the gift of free will. Like most people, I try to eat a balanced diet culled from as many different food groups that my spare change [...]

Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Stupidity Is No Disease – Funny Jewish Medical Advice

Funny Jewish Medical Humour Every day, more and more people around the world are repeatedly being told that they are stupid. Additionally, millions more are being medically assessed for stupidity and legitimately being diagnosed as simply being stupid. Brown day, the official day that celebrates individual stupidity and celebrated every April [...]

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Arafat’s Body to be Tested for Martyrdom

Jewish Humour Arafat Scheduled To Rise From Tomb - West Bank The dead, rotting, decomposing bodily remains of former PLO terrorist Yasser “that’s my baby” Arafat will be exhumed so an autopsy can be performed more than 8 years after his death. The examination comes after a French court (surprise!) launched a murder investigation [...]

Rabbis and Holiday Cards

Rabbis and Holiday Cards

A Seasonal Funny Jewish Humour Encore Presentation... This year Jews are wondering, “Should I send my rabbi some sort of holiday greeting? And if so, is is a traditional paper card still the way to go?” The International Coalition of Jewish Councils agree that it is well advised to be sending your rabbi holiday greetings. Further studies [...]

Nyet to Same-Sex Pet Adoptions

Nyet to Same-Sex Pet Adoptions

Russia will officially ban foreign couples from adopting same-sex pets (cats, dogs, mammals in general) an official told to Funny and Jewish, underscoring an emerging rift with the West over same-sex pet ownership rights. Russian President Putin said that a remnant French law from the Napoleonic age allowing same-sex pets were against traditional [...]

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