‘Funny Classifieds’ Archives
Is that your final answer? If so, you probably need to liquidate your assets... and fast. In fact, we're so confident that your present cash-flow situation is so poor, so bad and so needy, that you'd be willing to take cents on the $ for whatever things you still manage to own. Are we on target or what? Let's do business. This is a [...]
Repeat Offender Wanted A hearing impaired woman seeks a male echolaliac who is not afraid of expressing himself. Is This Thing On? Long-winded rabbi with a noticeable, small stutter seeks a very patient (make that extremely patient) congregation. Why YOU Should Get To Know US Funny & Jewish Girl of the Month: I’m the girl [...]
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Wanted: - You are an outgoing Levi with a foot fetish. We are an outreach minion of Cohane chiropodists who need our feet washed for the Priestly blessings. Are you in? No boys under 13, please.
Funny & Jewish Girl of the Day: "I'm the girl your mother warned you about. And so did your sister. And your sister’s best friend. As well as your buddies down at the coffee shop. And don’t forget my d#uche bag parents who also hate your guts. Need more references?" Funny & Jewish Guy of the Day: "I have a mouth as dirty as a subway [...]
Long-winded rabbi with noticeable, small stutter seeks a very patient congregation.
Hearing impaired woman seeks echolaliac who is not afraid of expressing himself.