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Saturday May 27th 2017

‘Funny and Fresh’ Archives

Bubbie Smuggling Ring Busted

Bubbie Smuggling Ring Busted

RCMP border guards intercepted a smuggling ring that allegedly sneaks old Jewish women into Canada through elaborate 'Rent-A-Bubbie' schemes. Canadian diplomats claim aging imposters from eastern Europe were placed in delegations of unhappy tourists, displaced families and seniors visiting Canada for medical research. Once in Canada, the old [...]

Jewish Shakespeare Chicken Stock to Summer Stock

Jewish Shakespeare Chicken Stock to Summer Stock

The concept of Jewish theatre is funny because Jews get dressed up to go out for only two reasons: (1) to pray or (2) to eat. And for Jews to get dressed up for theatre, well, you’d have to provide quite a spread, with a portion of the evening being tax-deductible. Imagine Shakespeare directed by Shalom Alechem. So, would Shakespeare have [...]

Liquor Ban Sparks Sabbath Riots

Liquor Ban Sparks Sabbath Riots

Synagogues in Naples were invited to participate in a Sabbath Liquor-Free Challenge by local anti-drinking group Mothers Against Drunk Driving Especially on Shabbos (MADDES). The organization agreed to pay for all Sabbath meals and beverages, providing the Shuls went alcohol free. While everyone agreed that MADDES's catered food was [...]

Pope Visits Niagara Falls

Pope Visits Niagara Falls

Pope Benedict XVI returned to the Vatican from Niagara Falls following a historic, 3 day working vacation in the honeymoon capital of the world. The pontiff was visibly moved, literally, on a breath-taking helicopter ride over the Niagara Gorge before he stepped out to greet the assemblage. Many traveled great distances to hear him speak; but [...]

Subway Restaurants Intoduce Matzah Sandwich for Passover

Subway Restaurants Intoduce Matzah Sandwich for Passover

Jewish Humour Subway's New Matzah Breakfast Sandwich in time for the Jewish Holiday of Passover. When Hillel used two pieces of matzah at Passover to form the first recorded Jewish sandwich in history, he likely didn’t see it as the forerunner to today’s game-changing Jewish breakfast sandwich. EAT FRESH, EAT KOSHER Subway’s [...]

Chilean Miners Rescued from Jerusalem Traffic Jam

Chilean Miners Rescued from Jerusalem Traffic Jam

24 visiting Chilean miners were rescued after being stuck in what has been called Jerusalem’s worst traffic jam since King David accidentally left the royal stables open. Tourism Minister Stas Misezhnikov (a questionably Sephardic sounding name at best) said that the trip was unofficial and not coordinated between governments. At the time of [...]

TGI Fridays Matzah Sandwich

TGI Fridays Matzah Sandwich

The battle for breakfast supremacy entered a new phase with the introduction of T.G.I. Friday’s Matzah Morning Sandwich. The rival to McDonald’s Egg McMuffin caught the industry off guard, causing an epicurean buzz in the morning rush-hour commute. The addition of the Friday's fat-free Matzah Sandwich is consistent with their image makeover, [...]

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