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Saturday May 27th 2017

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Jewish Cooking and Danger Pay

Jewish Cooking and Danger Pay

Jewish Humor News Jewish sons and daughters are being asked to return all "Danger Pay" paid out to them over the years for having to eat their mother's cooking. These aforementioned monies were originally awarded by the World Body of International Jewery - a quasi-legal organization likened to Rabbies Without Borders, to Jewish children as a [...]

Driver Ticketed for Being Female

Driver Ticketed for Being Female

A Saudi woman was released on bail after being ticketed for driving while being a female. Having been detained for 10 days for breaking the ultra-ultra-conservative kingdom's ban on women drivers, her lawyer (not a woman) hopes the case will soon be closed. The medical assistant was arrested after posting a video of herself driving a car ALONE. [...]

Funny Jewish Monopoly

Funny Jewish Monopoly

Hasbro Games is finally saying goodbye to one of its famous Monopoly pieces and letting you, Saul Q. Public choose its replacement. Remember, this is a Special Limited Monopoly Edition – Jewish Version. So which new token will it be? Your voice needs to be heard. Vote now. Vote often. Here are your choices: (1) Golden Calf – [...]

Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady…Jewish Humour

Dear Funny Jewish Answer Lady…Jewish Humour

Jewish Humour Dear Funny Jewish Question and Answer Lady - Or should I call you Bubbe? Our son is 50. He has never been married. He has a very liberal demeanor. One month ago he met a divorced woman with 11 children from a previous marriage. I’m not saying that’s much, but her uterus should be in the Smithsonian Institute. Now, both of [...]

Joke Carrying Flotilla Busted

Joke Carrying Flotilla Busted

Israeli naval commandos seized another flotilla in the Mediterranean carrying what Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said were more Iranian-supplied practical jokes intended for Palestinian militants in the Gaza Strip. The military, which routinely monitors the sea as part of its effort to stem the flood of illegal weapons and gag gifts, had been [...]

Clean Jewish Humor at Funny and Jewish

Clean Jewish Humor at Funny and Jewish

WE ANSWER FOR OURSELVES Question: When looking for a Jewish humour web site, especially one with a hidden, secret Zionist agenda, would I be wise to hitch my lucky star on Funny-and-Jewish.com? Answer: Yes, if only for the  sake of your funny bone. And our Zionist agenda is not so hidden. And we're doing everything not to keep it secret. See, [...]

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Haman’s Report Card- Funny Jewish Humour Purim Classic

Funny and Jewish is a clean Jewish humor website Dear Parents, Your son's name is way too long. It's impossible to put it on a birthday cake. It would be easier for everyone here at school if we could simply call your son Haman, instead of: Haman, the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, the son of Srach, the son of Buza, the son of [...]

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