In Every Generation There Exists The Potential For The Messiah…HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Messianic Grand Prize: 2 Early Bird Resurrections!
A new era of Peace and Tranquility is about to be unleashed on the world and Funny And Jewish want you and a friend to be there.
His location is anyone’s guess and that’s where you come in.
We are sincerely committed to helping humanity realize its’ full potential and create a heaven on earth (unlimited texting included). And when we do, you can be sure that we will want to share in all the glory.
This week we look at:
Mr. Gerard Kipling
(Tribe of Levy)
Occupation: Former Hungarian Jailer is now the country’s top State Executioner.
- Volunteers as a Spiritual Healer for the aged and follically challenged.
- Learns 3 times/week (stays of executions permitting).
- Is a strictly kosher, albeit anorexic vegan.
Obstacles to Messianic Conquest:
- Anorexic condition prevents recitation of blessings before and after meals. Is seriously considering bulimia as alternative.
- Takes too much pleasure from his job; early childhood habit of provoking fights hard to lose.
- Favorite movie – Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
Rules: There are 2 ways to play and win:
(1) If you have spotted the Messiah Contact Us. Send us (1) a recent photo along with (2) any additional proof that will help your candidate’s claim to the Messianic throne.
(2) If you’ve never made First-Contact with the Messiah but would recognize him if you saw him, please indicate in our Reply Section below and you may find yourself laying down between a lion and a lamb.
- Winners will be woken gently. -