Repeat Offender Wanted
A hearing impaired woman seeks a male echolaliac who is not afraid of expressing himself.
Is This Thing On?
Long-winded rabbi with a noticeable, small stutter seeks a very patient (make that extremely patient) congregation.
Why YOU Should Get To Know US
Funny & Jewish Girl of the Month: I’m the girl your mother warned you about… And so did your sister… And your sister’s best friend… As well as your buddies down at the coffee shop… And don’t forget that both my d#uche bag parents also hate your guts… Need any more references?
Funny & Jewish Guy of the Month: I have a mouth as dirty as a subway platform. Hold on! That’s not what I meant to say. I’ll start again. Money can’t buy love but then again, maybe it can. I’m so loaded;.. Wait: I did it again! Like a retired wet nurse, I have problems expressing myself. If you’re the same, sit yourself down and take a long, long time and write me a brief reply.
Do You Like Feet…A Lot?
Wanted: – You are an outgoing Levi with a foot fetish. We are an outreach minion of Cohane chiropodists who need our feet washed for the Priestly blessings. Are you in? No boys under 13, please.
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