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Friday August 18th 2017

5 funniest Jewish Personals Ads

Funniest Jewish ClassifiedsRepeat Offender Wanted

A hearing impaired woman seeks a male echolaliac who is not afraid of expressing himself.

Is This Thing On?

Long-winded rabbi with a noticeable, small stutter seeks a very patient (make that extremely patient) congregation.

Why YOU Should Get To Know US

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Funny & Jewish Guy of the Month: I have a mouth as dirty as a subway platform. Hold on! That’s not what I meant to say. I’ll start again. Money can’t buy love but then again, maybe it can. I’m so loaded;.. Wait: I did it again! Like a retired wet nurse, I have problems expressing myself. If you’re the same, sit yourself down and take a long, long time and write me a brief reply.

Do You Like Feet…A Lot?

Wanted: – You are an outgoing Levi with a foot fetish. We are an outreach minion of Cohane chiropodists who need our feet washed for the Priestly blessings. Are you in? No boys under 13, please.

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2 Responses to “5 funniest Jewish Personals Ads”

  1. Mr. Nofollow says:

    Spot on with the Funny Jewish Personal Ads and worthy of a write-up. I truly believe this website requires a lot more consideration. I’ll likely be back again to read more, thanks.

  2. Gotta Ha Ha! says:

    I get it now!

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